Christmas 2010

Friday, February 12, 2010

The UPS Man

When I got home from day care today, momma noted I had a package from the UPS man. What a surprise that I got a package!! Could it be a Valentine's Day gift from a secret admirer???? Only time would tell. My momma helped me open the package. Inside the box, there it was a picture of one of my cousins and a new collar. See this is what the package looks like. 

Oh my cousin looks so happy to be wearing that collar!!! I wonder if the collar will make me happy too?? I told my momma to hurridly put on the collar. My momma hooked some batteries and some cologne for all those lady doggies into the collar.  I looked so handsome.  Then I went outside, and do you know what happend?  Any time I barked it squirted citronella up to my nose.  Boy, was it stinky!  I guess I may have to cut back on my barking abilities....DARN.    The moral of the lesson.  Pictures aren't everything.

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