The Albino Schnauzer

My momma had me get a hair cut at daycare.  Renee always cuts my hair, and she asks momma this, "Do you want the standard Westie cut?"  And what does momma say,? "yes"  Well I get to go into Renee's house and I get bathed, massaged, clipped toenails and this time I got shaved down.  My ears, my face my back.  I was practically naked.  I bet I lost a pound in hair.  But to others, the less hair you have, the bigger the ears you have.  I was afraid people might start calling me dumbo or the Easter bunny or a white bat.  My ears never looked so big.  All momma could think was that I looked like an albino schanuzer.  I guess next time I get my hair cut, I will have to bring a picture of the Westie in the Caesar dog food commericals.  As payback to my momma, I have decided I must spoon with her (directly cuddle with her) at night.  If she tries to get away from me at night, I just follow her, for I am a cold puppy.   Here is a picture of my hair cut.  Please don't call me names or laugh, but really I do look like an Albino Schnauzer. 

I will "Bark" again soon,
~Barkley Dean